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The Bitcoin Bros Have Lost

Deal Breaker
"The cryptoanarchists’ revolution is over. Condolences. The victorious cryptocapitalists’ advice is: Do what your parents did! Get a job, sir, at UBS, Deutshe Bank, Santander or BNY Mellon. Even JPMorgan Chase."
BTC price when published:
$575.73
Current BTC price:
$84,196.37
Price change:
+14524.28%