You're Gonna Lose All Your Money On Bitcoin, Idiots. Bitcoin Obituary #171

Obituary #171 · · Bitcoin at $9,908
“Bitcoin is a fake and made-up scam. Can you articulate what it is? “Bullshit jargon that means nothing”-you. Hell no. All we can say for sure about this imaginary “coin” is that it is going to cost you a bundle (sucker)….. Then there are the idiots—like you—who say, “Where I can but some ‘Bitcoin’ to get rich, like all my ‘gamer’ friends?” A wise man once said “What goes up must come down” and another, wiser man once said “All This Bitcoin Stuff Is Fake.” It’s not real, folks.”
After the last word

A little perspective.

Bitcoin on that day$9,908November 28, 2017
$100 at that price$687.73At our latest price check

Illustrative value using a Bitcoin price of $68,142, checked Nov 13, 2026, 11:12 PM UTC. Excludes fees, taxes, and inflation. A price change alone does not settle the original criticism.

Hamilton Nolan appears in 3 recorded obituaries. 93 declarations were recorded in 2017.

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Bitcoin Is Dead. “You're Gonna Lose All Your Money On Bitcoin, Idiots” — Hamilton Nolan, Splinter, November 28, 2017. Bitcoin: $9,908.23. https://bitcoindeaths.com/posts/2017-11-28-youre-gonna-lose-all-your-money-on-bitcoin-idiots

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