Sorry, Libertarians: Your Dream Of A Bitcoin Paradise Is Officially Dead And Gone. Bitcoin Obituary #36

Obituary #36 · · Bitcoin at $626
“Neither Satoshi Nakamoto nor Bitcoin ever stood any chance of operating outside the bounds of conventional society. There will be regulation, there will be consumer protection, there will be rules and taxes, and criminal prosecutions for those who break the law. Bitcoin isn’t cyberpunk fantasy and it isn’t a Thomas Pynchon novel. It’s dull. The thrill is gone. And that’s why people are so mad.”
After the last word

A little perspective.

Bitcoin on that day$625.83March 7, 2014
$100 at that price$12,039At our latest price check

Illustrative value using a Bitcoin price of $75,341, checked Nov 10, 2026, 12:22 AM UTC. Excludes fees, taxes, and inflation. A price change alone does not settle the original criticism.

24 declarations were recorded in 2014.

Keep the receipt.

Bitcoin Is Dead. “Sorry, Libertarians: Your Dream Of A Bitcoin Paradise Is Officially Dead And Gone” — Andrew Leonard, Salon, March 7, 2014. Bitcoin: $625.83. https://bitcoindeaths.com/posts/2014-03-07-sorry-libertarians-your-dream-of-a-bitcoin-paradise-is-officially-dead-and-gone

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